Quotes from the Movie Grandmas Boy

You're dead to me, over.

Jeff

I shoulda' worn a condom.

Jeff

That's great Bobby, but we don't have Dance Dance Revolution, so you're - dumb.

Jeff

Nice karma, Guy-Blow.

Jeff

I have to pee out of my ass.

Jeff

So, i mean, what's it like being old? It's gotta be weird, right? I mean, you saw a lotta stuff go down. World War I, World War II, the automobile, Tupac, i mean... Noo way! Was he silent?

Jeff

Wassup, Silver Fox?

Jeff

Oh, I started a fight club.

Jeff

Shit's weak! Shit's weak! Wizzeak!

Jeff

Hey, look! It's Bono's brother.

Jeff

Let's do itóThe levels I mean, not sex.

Jeff

Uh-oh? high score?..what does that mean?..did i break?

Jeff

Thats cool.....if you wanna be sober and vomit.

Jeff

Dude wanking off on my mom is one thing, but doing your grandma...Thats legendary!

Jeff

Do you have bathrooms here, or do i have to shit in a plant?

Jeff